This is a tutorial about ninjas and aliens, but first some things about Chromium Portable.

“Right,” you say, “what the hell is it and why the hell do I even care?”.

Well, dear readerooni, you see: Chromium Portable is one of the bestest things ever for people that need to use different computers throughout their day. People like students; who find it a P.I.T.A to have to log in to all their favourite websites on each terminal using crappy Windows Explorer, because the admin’s don’t give enough of a shit to provide you with a decent browser. That, combined with the fact that you cannot install anything because you are a noob, and they will not allow your feeble noobishness the ability to install software on their super, pristine uber network of Windows 7 computers.

Now you can be part of the rebellion! Together we will rise and say “No! I will not use Windows Explorer! I will not give in to the tyranny of crappy browsing! I will not be oppressed by the indifference of admin!”

And I will show you how.

When people think of the ‘worlds greatest website’, usually they will think of something retarded, like Youporn, or Youtube or Facebook. Whilst these websites might be great in many ways, they are also retarded in many ways. The other, more accurately described: ‘worlds greatest website’ is Sourceforge; where there is about a bazillion awesome softwares available, for free, and it is where I want you to click on something now. Go forth and download Chromium Portable.

Now you take your most favourite USB stick or external, portable HDD – the one that you take with you everywhere – and you install that Chromium Portable. Install it, and install it hard. Install it like you’ve never installed before.

Just in case you have never installed before: 

Click the Chromium Install button from the file you just downloaded.
Choose a language that you understand how to read.
Click ‘Next’
 Now click on ‘Browse’
Click on your ‘Removable Drive’
Now click ‘Install’
Watch as the green bar grows while you imagine yourself lifting an X-Wing from a swamp with your mind.

Now for the fun part. Open your USB folder, clickity click on the little blue Chromium logo, and be amazed by the awesomely boring new browser running directly from your USB stick.

In the top, right hand corner of your amazing new browser – you will see:


Something like this. 
(Click to enlarge, you noob)
Up in the top right hand corner it says: “Not signed in to Chromium (You’re missing out – Sign in)”.
This statement is TRUE! Do it. If you do not have a Google/Gmail account… go get one. You can use any existing email to use it, or set up a new Gmail account now. Just do it. Remember your password! I will not cover how to set up Google accounts here, but it’s pointless for the rest of the tutorial NOT to have one, and then you wont learn about ninjas and aliens. Click ‘Sign in’ and get all that sorted. I mean it buster!
Now that you have done all that, guess what? You’re done! Was that so hard? Now, any time you run that sweet, sweet Chromium Portable from your portable USB/HDD, it will sync all your bookmarks, passwords, webapps and everything everywhere you go! And now you also have a Google account… this is where things get even better.
Firstly, remember how I said ‘awesomely boring’ earlier? That’s because we need to pimp your new web-ride. That little blue box with the Chromium logo in the picture above is the Web Store. Here you will find many awesome things. One such awesome thing is themes! Have fun looking through all the crappy ones and wonder why they are at the top of the list and realize that it’s because thousands of people have taste in their arse. I recommend this one personally: Sobrio.
Feel free as a bird to install a bunch of apps from the store, just know that most of them are shit, and a waste of time. One that is not shit, and actually quite a useful button is this: Google Drive. Go and get it!
Providing you have set up Google Drive and clicked all the buttons and what not, you now have a personal cloud! A cloud! All for you! Hooray! Google are sweet enough to give you 5gb of personal storage space where you can back up important stuffs. It also has Google Docs, now making your spiffy new Chromium Portable not only a web browser – but a complete Office Suite! With word processor, spreadsheets, Google Calender, “Oh my!”.
But wait! There’s more! Not only do you have this awesome browser that remembers you passwords and bookmarks and is an office suite and gives you 5gb of extra cloud storage and is pimped out with a sweet theme… You can also, after opening a new tab, click where you see your email:
Ohh, yeah… that’s the spot.
Now you can add a new user! That’s right! You can log in to another Google account. Possibly a shared classroom account. That’s like, DOUBLE AWESOME! You can even assign a cute picture to each one! One can be a ninja! One can be an alien! I told you this tutorial was about ninjas and aliens! Just know that if you are using a shared Chromium account, all webapps and changes you make effect everyone else using that account.
Here are a list of things to install because in my infinite wisdom they are awesome things. Click ALL THE THINGS!
There are tons more cool apps but this list covers the essentials. Some are just big shortcuts for your ‘new tab’ screen, and some are fully sick CSS hacks like: Stylish, and Social Fixer. Now it is up to you to go alone for the rest of this journey. Seek out new apps and HTML5 sites. Boldly go out into this wonderful new adventure featuring ninjas, aliens and clouds with your kick ass portable browser.
And that is the total noob guide to Chromium Portable.




Posted: July 4, 2012 in Uncategorized

For our first tutorial I would like to talk a little bit about Linux desktop environments. There is a whole bunch of options and it all can get a little overwhelming for new comers. As a result of recent developments regarding Gnome 3 and Unity (Two major desktop environments being pushed on to the end user) I thought I would explain some of the beautiful eye candy and usability that these newer desktops are moving away from, and yet still can be achieved by installing the older, and in my opinion, prettier versions of popular Linux distributions. For this tutorial you will want to have installed either Ubuntu 10.04 or Linux Mint 9 or any other distro based on Ubuntu 10.04. The point is – these distro’s are still based on Gnome 2 and still have support until 2013!

In this tutorial I was using Ubuntu 11.04, I dusted it off from another blog because I was somewhat proud of it. It can all be applied to 10.04 and ditro’s based on 10.04 such as Mint 9 (My current OS of choice)- or anything preceding Gnome 3. Much of it may even be still applicable to KDE installs. I have since moved on to the greener pastures of Linux Mint. More about that in other posts to come.


O.K. Let’s get this party started with a nice how to for a fresh install Ubuntu or Linux Mint to get it all shiny and cool.


Attached is a video to show you the possibilities one can achieve with a little tweaking and patience. The video may be a little choppy, but that is due to the desktop recorder lagging things up a bit – it runs much smoother in reality on my little MSI Wind u100+ which has a measly 1.6ghz cpu, 2gb ram and 256mb Video.

Assuming you have a nice new install of the latest Ubuntu 11.04 Natty Narwhal – step one is this…

Upon booting up, click your user name, then on the bottom bar choose Ubuntu-Classic as your session.


– Because Unity sux!

I can understand if some people prefer this layout – and gnome 3 seems to be pretty similar with what I’ve played with it also – but it just feels wrong. I hated the netbook remixes and I hate this. With the way I set up my Gnome 2.x everything is a real easy click or gesture away anyway. I think it looks better too.

Booted into Ubuntu-Clasic? Good.

One thing I always do after a new install is create a keyboard shortcut for a gnome-terminal. Go to Preferences/Keyboard Shortcuts/Add put whatever you want in for the name (ie: Terminal/Konsole) and put gnome-terminal in as the command. Once you’ve done this, scroll down and find your new shortcut (it will be right at the bottom of the list). On the right you can click with a mouse and Ubuntu will ‘Grab’ your command. Now hold the Ctrl key and press ` (the little squiggle thing in front of 1 ~`). This combination is easy to do and won’t interfere with other commands that may already be defined or required for compiz later. Now your terminal is just a key combo away.

Now install GDebi – They’ve removed it in the latest Ubuntu. My theory is so you’re forced to check out the Ubuntu Software Centre – which I never use. GDebi is used to install .deb packages quick and easy, kind of like .exe or .msi packages in Windows. Just cut and paste the stuff in the black box and paste it to a terminal. Press Ctrl+` like we set up before, highlight and right click ‘copy’ the box below and then right click ‘paste’ into your terminal. It will prompt you for your root password after hitting enter.

sudo apt-get install gdebi

After that you can click the ubuntu-tweak logo below for a direct download of the .deb package. Save it, and then in your download folder give it a right click and ‘Open With’ GDebi. * ( I know I’m doing a lot of hand holding here but later I’ll just assume you know) *

Install Ubuntu Tweak


There are a lot of purists out there who would disagree with using Tweak and prefer the long way to go about things, but seriously – Tweak is just so damn easy. The guys over there are doing a great job. One of the first things your going to want to do is check out the software sources in Tweak and tick a whole bunch of boxes for the repos the Tweak gang have put in there for you. Particularly the AWN (avant-window-navigator), Medibuntu (to play DVD’s and stuff) and Cairo-Dock sources. In Natty the awn packages in synaptic are very current, but to be linked in to the newest stuff as it comes you’ll want to have the latest and greatest available from the dev teams.


Be carefull when your adding sources though – adding things like the Gnome PPA can mess up your system – you CAN fix it again, but it’s time consuming. Check out this post by Ajo Paul about removing Gnome 3 if you run into trouble.

Now we will modify Gnome to use AWN as the only panel and get rid of gnome-panel altogether.

NB: The AWN Testing PPA seems to be incomplete at the moment so we will install the regular version from the Ubuntu repository for now. You may want to run your Update Manager at this point also.

sudo apt-get update
sudo apt-get install avant-window-navigator avant-window-navigator-data
sudo apt-get install awn-applets-all

Have a play in AWN Settings to customize which apps, launchers and themes you prefer.
Time to decide if you want to have your AWN dock at the top or bottom of the screen. I recommend the top and minimal launchers, as I’ll be showing your how to install and customize glx-dock later for the bottom. You can also check a box in Awn Settings to get it to start up when you log in.


Reformed Musings has a handy post over here about configuring gconf-tool to see awn as the required panel. Personally, this didn’t work for me and I had to:

gksudo gedit /usr/share/gnome-session/sessions/classic-gnome.session

And then with gedit make the file look like:

[GNOME Session]
Name=Classic GNOME
IsRunnableHelper=/usr/lib/nux/unity_support_test –compiz

After that the next logout/login or reboot should have only awn as your panel and no more gnome-panels – you’ll want to make sure awn has the notification tray applet enabled from now on.

Once you have disabled the use of gnome-panel, however, the handy little alt+f2 app starter tool is gone. There is an extremely good replacement for this – once you start using it you’ll wonder why you ever bothered clicking ‘Start’ menu’s to begin with.

sudo apt-get install gnome-do

Gnome Do is AWESOMO!Awesomo

Once it is running you can use gnome-do simply by pressing Super+Space (super is the little ‘Windows’ Key between Ctrl and Alt). Just start typing the name of the program you want to run and it’ll fire it up for you – usually predicting what you want within the first three letters or so.
*Updating Soon!!

Aside  —  Posted: May 7, 2012 in Learning Linux


Posted: May 7, 2012 in Murmured Musings

The blog has begun. I don’t know how often I’ll even use it. WordPress to me seems like kind of a rip off. I don’t exactly have all the money in the world to just throw around in order to even be able to customize a font. I like that there is some nice looking free layouts – but is it really that bad to let somebody create there own for free? Sure I’d fork out some cash if I knew for certain that there would be a little income from advertising or whatnot – but what guarantee is there that anybody would even want to read some random crap from some random guy / what with all the facebooks, tumblrs, and twitters etc. out there? How does one succeed with blogging when there are already millions of people out there in the blogosphere, typing away about there cat or their computer or phone or how much money they make selling their body to strangers?

I wont confess to be some awesome writer with the ability to ooze amazing and talented wordplay and mystify the reader with intrigue and magic. I guess I just want to see what the heck it is all about. There are so many ways in which people communicate with the internet these days. I suppose I just like the idea of plotting stuff down. I will more than likely throw in things like Linux tutorials or ideas that I have about this or that random issue- but I don’t exactly think anybody will read them. Who knows? You’ll never find out if you don’t give it a shot.

I will start with this post, right now. I see dozens of other wordpress pages sitting idle. Devoid of anything. That is rather annoying. Especially considering I would like the url, and yet some douchbag signed up with that in 2006 – and has not written a single post. I could be okay with it if there was something there – but I have to go without my handle because someone else got there first and does nothing with it? That sucks. There should be some sort of inactivity time frame and I get first dibs. Anyway – the point is ironically that I do not want to be that guy – and will at least have this post if the blog thing doesn’t pan out. Even if I never post again there will be this post explaining why to the next Lasher that has to miss out on two domain names because of lazy bastards that take all the spots and don’t use them. Peace.


Jolly Rodger

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